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Cloud 9 Stories – Funny & Weird Tale About A Wretch Passenger

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It was a long haul flight, and we were over the Pacific Ocean. As per the usual schedule after the meal service we commenced with HOT tea and coffee. A young male passenger sitting on the Aisle seat was on and off looking at me.
Though his stare was not awkward and every time I was approaching him for his choice of meal, he was quite generous to respond with a warm smile.

Generally, it happens to the passenger who is not a frequent flyer, and they do get eluded by the beauty of Air hostess.

Therefore, we consider it entirely reasonable, and I was without any prejudice, performing my services. As a part of the service, I asked him “would you care TEA or COFFEE SIR?” He was looking at me like a lost guy, after my repeat question he abruptly replied “Coffee, Please” and lifted his cup up.

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He was still staring at me as I started pouring the coffee into his cup and smiled at him.

God know, what happen to his guy and with a smile, he unknowingly removed his cup.

Ohh my Goodness, I could see that the hot, wiping hot coffee is about to fall on his P Parts.

And the moment coffee landed, there was a big scream came out from his mouth, and I too couldn’t do much to it as he was shaking from head to toe in pain and was unable to open the seat belt.

I promptly kept back both the serving ports on the aisle and opened his seat belt. He immediately rushed to the lavatory.

This, in turn, created a big scene in the cabin and passengers sitting next to him were uncomfortable.

I told them, no worries this shall be all right, please be relax.

I went back to the galley, and the galley-in-charge asked me what happened why that man screamed so loud.

I unfolded the story to her; she compassionately told me to knock on the lav doors and asked him if he needs some cold towel.

Which eventually I offered him,  he came out in a couple of minutes and then said with long breath lady. It’s been a year and 45 days that I was out of my home and was working in States and on the day 1 of my marriage because of individual popping out circumstances I had to leave on the wedding night.

Today, I am meeting with my wife for 02 days and my p parts are badly injured. Stating that this time too, my marriage would not be able to consummate.
I have learned a lesson today, however in a hard way.

Ever Noticed Why Plane Windows Are Always Elliptical???

Flying on a plane is always comfortable as well as opulent. Massive distances can be covered up very easily. You have travelled many times in flight but have you ever thought of why the window of a plane is always round or oval in shape????

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In 1950, when people started travelling through plane then the windows of planes were square in shape. In 1953, 2 Planes were crashed in which 56 died. The reports claimed that the reason for the accident was the square shape of windows because four edges of it made the windows weaker. In this sort of windows, there are four weak spots which can be cracked in the air because of air pressure.

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The new model proposed to make the windows round or circuitous so that the pressure gets distributed which reduces the risk of getting windows damage.

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